Thursday, January 19, 2006

return of the jedi, and by "jedi," i mean "GM"

Epstein to rejoin Red Sox
Boston Globe, 1/19/06
Theo Epstein is rejoining the Boston Red Sox, 2 1/2 months after he turned down a three-year, $4.5 million offer to remain as general manager.

*ahem*

Dear Red Sox Nation,
Please excuse Theo from work these past three months. He was very tired and stressed -- that Larry Lucchino was being so mean to him -- and Pearl Jam was going on tour. He'll have all his make-up work done by the end of the hot stove season, including the center fielder take-home assignment and filling in the hole at shortstop.
Thanks,
Theo's Mom

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