Friday, July 21, 2006

Marky Mark's rough outing

Poll: How many think Mark Loretta was hungover for yesterday afternoon's Red Sox-Rangers game?

I was there. The crowd was NOT pleased with his baserunning antics.

And I have some GREAT news: Hazel Mae's contract with NESN has been extended!! She's, like, the best sports anchor EVER! (As if the "I <3 Hazel Mae" t-shirts outside Fenway weren't enough...)

2 Comments:

Blogger BAC said...

Considering it was the second of two day games in a row (read: night free to go out partying after game 1), I'd say hangover is as likely an explanation as any.

Oh, and Hazel Mae? She could easily be replaced by any one of us.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Suzie said...

Mark: Loretta goes Bellhorn, and we all know what weed does to your reflexes.

As I type this, Hazel Mae is showing off some really tacky pudding-bowl bangs. Woman gets a contract renewal, she could at least get a decent haircut.

Five days of the workweek... five members of Chickball. Split the workload, NESN. We'll work for beer.

12:20 AM  

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