manny asks to be traded, suzie yawns
Manny asks Sox for trade
Boston Globe, 10/29/05
Gene Mato, one of Manny Ramirez's representatives, communicated to Red Sox owner John W. Henry yesterday that Ramirez wants to be traded, and will not report to spring training if his wish to be dealt is not met, according to a team source.
Memo to Manny Ramirez: You are not Terrell Owens. Although, to be perfectly honest, that's not a bad thing.
Memo to Gene Mato: You're not an agent, you're not a business associate, but you're an unattributed "representative"... who the hell are you, exactly?
Memo to Chris Snow: We all know that your "team source" is Larry Lucchino at this point. Give it up, dude.
Memo to Theo Epstein: Don't worry, you still can do no wrong, and I like that you have no comment besides irritated snark this morning. I hope the Red Sox pay you $5m per and let you ride around Boston in a limo made of fur.
Boston Globe, 10/29/05
Gene Mato, one of Manny Ramirez's representatives, communicated to Red Sox owner John W. Henry yesterday that Ramirez wants to be traded, and will not report to spring training if his wish to be dealt is not met, according to a team source.
Memo to Manny Ramirez: You are not Terrell Owens. Although, to be perfectly honest, that's not a bad thing.
Memo to Gene Mato: You're not an agent, you're not a business associate, but you're an unattributed "representative"... who the hell are you, exactly?
Memo to Chris Snow: We all know that your "team source" is Larry Lucchino at this point. Give it up, dude.
Memo to Theo Epstein: Don't worry, you still can do no wrong, and I like that you have no comment besides irritated snark this morning. I hope the Red Sox pay you $5m per and let you ride around Boston in a limo made of fur.
posted by Suzie at 1:05 PM
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Theo deserves a limo made of FIRE
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