lefties are where it's at, yo
Taking a brief break from a 15-page term paper and the unenviable task of untangling a massive string of Christmas lights so that my office looks Festive Like a Festive Thing.
Blue Jays sign free agent closer Ryan
"That was a good day on and off the golf course," Ryan said with a smile on Monday, minutes after officially inking his five-year, $47 million deal, the richest total ever for a reliever.
Uh, they're kidding, right? Ryan's been a closer for a year. If he can get five years and close to $50 mil, I gotta ask for a raise. I'm a lefty, I just burned myself on a pointy little orange bulb and did not say ONE WORD about it, and my hair's way better.
Blue Jays sign free agent closer Ryan
"That was a good day on and off the golf course," Ryan said with a smile on Monday, minutes after officially inking his five-year, $47 million deal, the richest total ever for a reliever.
Uh, they're kidding, right? Ryan's been a closer for a year. If he can get five years and close to $50 mil, I gotta ask for a raise. I'm a lefty, I just burned myself on a pointy little orange bulb and did not say ONE WORD about it, and my hair's way better.
posted by Suzie at 11:17 AM
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Even more frightening: The Phillies signing Tom Gordon to a three-year $18 million contract. What the heck are they thinking?? Talk about an extreme reaction to losing Wagner...
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