an open letter to jonathan papelbon
Attn: Jonathan Papelbon, Newly Anointed Boston Red Sox Closer (Eat That, Foulke)
From: Suzie "Jumping the Gun" Brown
RE: 97 Miles Per Hour? Surely You Jest!
Mr. Papelbon:
I love you. Like, a lot. Chicks may dig the long ball, but ice-water veins do the trick, too. I'm buying your jersey this week and it's not just because I'm running out of clean clothes to wear.
-- Suzie
From: Suzie "Jumping the Gun" Brown
RE: 97 Miles Per Hour? Surely You Jest!
Mr. Papelbon:
I love you. Like, a lot. Chicks may dig the long ball, but ice-water veins do the trick, too. I'm buying your jersey this week and it's not just because I'm running out of clean clothes to wear.
-- Suzie
posted by Suzie at 10:03 PM
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