Eau de Chacin?

I know Suzie found this equally amusing, but did anyone else catch the bit about Gustavo Chacin's new line of cologne during last night's Red Sox-Blue Jays broadcast? This was all the more amusing because earlier, I'd been contemplating, "Who's the worst looking: Nick Johnson (AKA Sloth from The Goonies), Jay Gibbons or Gustavo Chacin?" What person in their right mind would run out and buy Gustavo Chacin's cologne? I imagine it to be something like Brian Fantana's Sex Panther scent in Anchorman. "It smells like turd covered in burnt hair." "It smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food."

You know, anyone who says baseball is boring isn't following the sport closely enough. The Athlete Entertainment Factor is truly astounding.