the bear says rawr, and so do i

*throws self off BU Bridge, is caught mid-fall and hauled into Boston Police HQ for questioning in connection with terrorist plot*

Oh my God, now I have to get a real boyfriend. Um, my name is Suzie, I'm a grad student, and I like kittens, sci-fi, and men who run baseball teams. Only general managers, CW television stars, and Rich Harden need apply.

In other news, the bear on the left can't keep his paws off of Payton Manning's junk --