postgame - cy young shoo-in

TAKE ME, JOSH BECKETT. TAKE ME NOW. I don't care that you spit and that you sneer at everyone and that you're probably a Republican. We'll work it out. Just TAKE ME NOW.

That's all.

Actually, no, it's not.

*as Ross Ohlendorf enters the game*
SUZIE: Ohlendorf... wait a minute.
JULI: What?
SUZIE: Didn't Harry Potter defeat him a few months ago?

Please, kids, feel free to issue the same snicker-groan that Juli did.