An open letter to #39
Dear Mr. Maroney,
Congratulations on yet another phenomenal game last night! After Curtis Martin left the Patriots and broke my heart almost 10 years ago, I never thought I could have that special bond with a running back ever again. But you have proven me wrong. I think I love you. Consider this a marriage proposal. And if you're unavailable for whatever reason, feel free to pass this along to Mr. Brady because I really like him, too. Thank you for giving New England fans a lovely MNF experience, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan <333
P.S.- Last night's win was particularly appreciated, as a certain acquaintance of mine no longer has to jump in Boston Harbor this February. Instead, he gets to watch his Minnesota buddies do it. So I thank you for the lack of pneumonia and ECOLI in my life.
Congratulations on yet another phenomenal game last night! After Curtis Martin left the Patriots and broke my heart almost 10 years ago, I never thought I could have that special bond with a running back ever again. But you have proven me wrong. I think I love you. Consider this a marriage proposal. And if you're unavailable for whatever reason, feel free to pass this along to Mr. Brady because I really like him, too. Thank you for giving New England fans a lovely MNF experience, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan <333
P.S.- Last night's win was particularly appreciated, as a certain acquaintance of mine no longer has to jump in Boston Harbor this February. Instead, he gets to watch his Minnesota buddies do it. So I thank you for the lack of pneumonia and ECOLI in my life.
posted by Pam at 3:12 PM
2 Comments:
ever since troy polamalu got taken down by his hair, i find myself hoping and praying that happens to other players so they can figure out that it's a bad idea to tempt fate by having dreadlocks come out of your helmet.
Thank you Pam. People who get their opinions on Bill Belichick from Tony Kornheiser don't deserve to blog.
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